What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:13

Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
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-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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